YOU SAID:
An elephant pooped on me and it was the best thing to lick my arm
INTO JAPANESE
象がうんちをして、腕をなめるのが一番でした
BACK INTO ENGLISH
It was best for the elephant to poop and lick his arms
INTO JAPANESE
象がうんちをして腕をなめるのが最善でした
BACK INTO ENGLISH
It was best for the elephant to poop and lick his arms
You should move to Japan!