YOU SAID:
An egg is an egg unless it's not an egg to begin with.
INTO JAPANESE
卵は卵を始める卵ではないです。
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Eggs eggs eggs to start is not.
INTO JAPANESE
卵卵卵を開始するではないです。
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You don't start eggs eggs eggs.
INTO JAPANESE
卵卵卵を開始しないでください。
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Do not start the egg egg egg.
INTO JAPANESE
卵卵卵を起動しないでください。
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Do not start the egg egg egg.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.