YOU SAID:
an apple fell from the condom tree
INTO JAPANESE
リンゴがコンドームの木から落ちた
BACK INTO ENGLISH
An apple fell from a condom tree.
INTO JAPANESE
コンドームの木からリンゴが落ちた。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
An apple fell from a condom tree.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.