YOU SAID:

an apple a day keeps the doctor away if you throw hard enough

INTO JAPANESE

1日1個のリンゴをしっかり投げれば医者にかからずに済む

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Throwing an apple a day keeps the doctor away

INTO JAPANESE

一日一個のリンゴを投げると医者に近づかなくなる

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Throwing an apple a day keeps the doctor away