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An above ground sprinkler on the front lawn! No sir! What's next, prostitutes rising out of the ground and spitting all over our lawns? Well not in my neighborhood!

INTO JAPANESE

前の芝生に地上のスプリンクラー！いいえ！次は何ですか？売春婦が地面から立ち上がり、芝生に唾を吐きまくっています。まあ、私の近所ではない！

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Ground sprinklers on the front lawn! No! What's next? A prostitute stands up from the ground and spits on the lawn. Well, it's not my neighborhood!

INTO JAPANESE

スプリンクラーを前の芝生に！次は何だ？売春婦が地面から立ち上がり、芝生に唾を吐きます。まあ、私の近所じゃない！

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Put the sprinkler on the front lawn! What's next? A prostitute rises from the ground and spits on the lawn. Well, not in my neighborhood!

INTO JAPANESE

スプリンクラーを前の芝生に置け！売春婦が地面から立ち上がって芝生に唾を吐く近所ではダメだ！

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Put the sprinkler in front of the lawn! Not in a neighborhood where a prostitute stands up from the ground and spits on the lawn!

INTO JAPANESE

スプリンクラーを芝生の前に置け！売春婦が地面から立ち上がって芝生に唾を吐くエリアではダメ！

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Put the sprinkler in front of the lawn! Not in an area where prostitutes get up off the ground and spit on the lawn!

INTO JAPANESE

スプリンクラーを芝生の前に置け！売春婦が地面から上がって芝生に唾を吐く場所ではない！

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Put the sprinkler in front of the lawn! This is no place for a whore to come up from the ground and spit on the lawn!

INTO JAPANESE

スプリンクラーを芝生の前に置け！ここは売春婦が地面から上がって芝生に唾を吐く場所じゃない！

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Put the sprinkler in front of the lawn! This is not the place for a whore to come up from the ground and spit on the lawn!

INTO JAPANESE

スプリンクラーを芝生の前に置け！ここは売春婦が地面から上がって芝生に唾を吐く場所じゃない！

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Put the sprinkler in front of the lawn! This is not the place for a whore to come up from the ground and spit on the lawn!