YOU SAID:
amiyah left me for a stupid little condo in california and now she is going to get lice
INTO JAPANESE
amiyahは私をカリフォルニアで愚かな小さなコンドミニアムのために残しました、そして今、彼女はシラミを取得しようとしています
BACK INTO ENGLISH
amiyah left me for a silly little condo in California, and now she's trying to get lice
INTO JAPANESE
amiyahはカリフォルニアで愚かで小さなコンドミニアムのために私を残しました、そして今、彼女はシラミを取得しようとしています
BACK INTO ENGLISH
amiyah left me for a silly little condo in California, and now she's trying to get lice
That didn't even make that much sense in English.