YOU SAID:
Amazon customer buys dinosaur pillow for her little boy - but what arrives leaves her gobsmacked
INTO JAPANESE
Amazonの顧客は彼女の小さな男の子のために恐竜の枕を購入する - しかし、何が到着すると、彼女はうごめく
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Amazon customers buy a dinosaur pillow for her little boy - But what will arrive, she will runaway
INTO JAPANESE
Amazonの顧客は彼女の小さな男の子のために恐竜の枕を購入する - しかし、何が到着する、彼女は暴走する
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Amazon customers buy a dinosaur pillow for her little boy - But what will arrive, she will runaway
That didn't even make that much sense in English.