YOU SAID:
am i the only one who wants to kill themselves by snorting coal and chugging bleach
INTO JAPANESE
石炭を吸い、漂白剤をこぶして自分を殺したいのは私だけです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'm the only one who wants to suck in coal, rub bleach and kill myself
INTO JAPANESE
私は石炭を吸い込み、漂白剤をこすり、そして自分を殺したいと思うのは私だけです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I am the only one who wants to inhale coal, rub bleach, and kill herself.
INTO JAPANESE
私は石炭を吸い込み、漂白剤をこすり、そして自分を殺したいと思うのは私だけです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I am the only one who wants to inhale coal, rub bleach, and kill herself.
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