YOU SAID:
Am I making a potato sandwich out of me self
INTO JAPANESE
ポテトのサンドイッチを私の自己を作るよ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I make my self a potato sandwich
INTO JAPANESE
私は私の自己にポテトのサンドイッチを作る
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I make my self a potato sandwich
That didn't even make that much sense in English.