YOU SAID:
Am i a cat or is my nonexistent cat a racist plant eater
INTO JAPANESE
私は猫であるか私の存在しない猫は人種差別的な植物を食べる人です
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I am a cat or my absent cat is a racist plant eater
INTO JAPANESE
私は猫ですまたは私の不在猫は人種差別的な植物を食べる人です
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I am a cat or my absent cat is a racist plant eater
That's deep, man.