YOU SAID:
Almost committed suicide today.... never doing that sh*t again i almost killed myself
INTO JAPANESE
今日はほとんど自殺してしまいました...決してそのことをやってはいけません。もう一度私はほとんど自分を殺しました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I almost killed myself today ... Do not do that. Once again I almost killed myself
INTO JAPANESE
私は今日ほとんど自分自身を殺した...それをしないでください。もう一度私はほとんど自分自身を殺した
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I almost killed myself today ... Do not do it. Again I almost killed myself
INTO JAPANESE
私は今日ほとんど自分自身を殺した...それをしないでください。再び私はほとんど自分を殺した
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I almost killed myself today ... Do not do it. Again I almost killed myself
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