YOU SAID:
Almost Christmas means it wasn’t Christmas!
INTO JAPANESE
もうすぐクリスマスということは、クリスマスではなかったということです!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
It's almost Christmas, which means it wasn't Christmas at all!
INTO JAPANESE
もうすぐクリスマスですが、つまり全然クリスマスじゃなかったということです!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
It's almost Christmas, but that means it wasn't Christmas at all!
INTO JAPANESE
もうすぐクリスマスですが、それはつまりクリスマスではなかったということです!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
It's almost Christmas, but that means it's not Christmas!
INTO JAPANESE
もうすぐクリスマスですが、それはクリスマスではないということです!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
It's almost Christmas, but that doesn't mean it's not Christmas!
INTO JAPANESE
もうすぐクリスマスですが、クリスマスではないというわけではありません!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
It's almost Christmas, but that doesn't mean it's not Christmas!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.