YOU SAID:
almost choked on me chopsticks
INTO JAPANESE
箸はほとんど私にむせぶ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Chopsticks are almost choked on my
INTO JAPANESE
箸が窒息する私
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I choked chopsticks
INTO JAPANESE
私は箸を窒息
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I choked chopsticks
That's deep, man.