YOU SAID:
all the instructions said was what she said so that's how there's a llama in the livingroom behind the loom
INTO JAPANESE
言われた指示はすべて彼女が言ったことなので、リビングルームの織機の後ろにラマがいるのです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
All the instructions she gave were what she said, which is why there is a llama behind the loom in the living room.
INTO JAPANESE
彼女が与えた指示はすべて彼女が言ったことであり、リビングルームの織機の後ろにラマがいるのはそのためです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
All the instructions she gave were what she said, which is why there is a llama behind the loom in the living room.
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