YOU SAID:
All the dude wanted was his rug back.
INTO JAPANESE
望んでいたすべての男は、敷物の背中だった。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
All the man wanted was the rug back.
INTO JAPANESE
望んでいたすべての男は、敷物背中だった。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
All the man wanted was the rug back.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.