YOU SAID:
All roads lead to my trousers on a sandwich
INTO JAPANESE
すべての道はサンドイッチ上の私のズボンに通ず
BACK INTO ENGLISH
All roads lead to my pants on a sandwich
INTO JAPANESE
すべての道はサンドイッチ上の私のパンツに通ず
BACK INTO ENGLISH
All roads lead to my pants on a sandwich
That didn't even make that much sense in English.