YOU SAID:
All my chicken eggs are in a place that is 56 minutes away from where I live. Of course they won't arrive until way later in the day. But I am excite. If they're broken or something I'm going to cry.
INTO JAPANESE
私の鶏の卵はすべて、私が住んでいる場所から56分離れた場所にあります。もちろん、彼らはその日のうちに遅くなるまで到着しません。しかし、私は興奮しています。それらが壊れているか何か私が泣くつもりなら何か。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
All my chicken eggs are 56 miles from where I live. Of course, they won't arrive until later in the day. But I am excited. If they are broken or something I intend to cry.
INTO JAPANESE
私の鶏の卵はすべて私の住んでいる場所から56マイルです。もちろん、彼らはその日のうちに遅くなるまで到着しません。しかし、私は興奮しています。それらが壊れているか、私が泣くつもりの何かがあるならば。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
All my chicken eggs are 56 miles from where I live. Of course, they won't arrive until later in the day. But I am excited. If they are broken or I have something to cry.
INTO JAPANESE
私の鶏の卵はすべて私の住んでいる場所から56マイルです。もちろん、彼らはその日のうちに遅くなるまで到着しません。しかし、私は興奮しています。それらが壊れているか、私が泣くものがあるならば。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
All my chicken eggs are 56 miles from where I live. Of course, they won't arrive until later in the day. But I am excited. If they are broken or I have something to cry.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.