YOU SAID:
All I wanted was to go to the zoo, but the zookeeper stole my money and ate my children.
INTO JAPANESE
私が欲しかったのは動物園に行くことだけですが、動物園の飼育員は私のお金を盗んで子供たちを食べました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
All I wanted was to go to the zoo, but the zoo keepers stole my money and ate the kids.
INTO JAPANESE
私が欲しかったのは動物園に行くことだけですが、動物園の飼育員は私のお金を盗んで子供たちを食べました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
All I wanted was to go to the zoo, but the zoo keepers stole my money and ate the kids.
That's deep, man.