YOU SAID:
All I want is a room somewhere, far away from the cold night air, with one enormous chair. Ah, wouldn't it be lovely?
INTO JAPANESE
私が欲しいのは1巨大な椅子で、遠く離れた冷たい夜の空気から、どこかの部屋です。ああ、それは素敵なのではないでしょうか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
In I want one huge chair, from the cold night air that far away, is somewhere in the room. Oh, I think it is not the nice?
INTO JAPANESE
で、私は遠く離れて、どこかの部屋であることを冷たい夜の空気から一つの巨大な椅子を、したいです。ああ、私はそれは素晴らしいではないと思いますか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
In, I far away, somewhere in one of the huge chair from the cold night air that it is a room, I want to. Oh, I think it is not that great?
INTO JAPANESE
で、私は遠く、どこかそれは部屋で冷たい夜風からの巨大な椅子の一つで、私はしたいです。ああ、私はそれが素晴らしいではありませんと思いますか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
In, I far away, somewhere it is one of the huge chair from the cold night air in the room, I want to. Oh, I think it is not that great?
INTO JAPANESE
で、私は遠く、どこかそれは部屋で冷たい夜風からの巨大な椅子の一つであり、私はしたいです。ああ、私はそれが素晴らしいではありませんと思いますか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
In, I far away, somewhere it is one of the huge chair from the cold night air in the room, I want to. Oh, I think it is not that great?
That didn't even make that much sense in English.