YOU SAID:
All bubble blowing double babies will be beaten senseless by all able bodied members of the bar
INTO JAPANESE
泡を吹いているすべての赤ちゃんは、バーのすべての有能なメンバーによって無意味に打たれます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
All babies blowing bubbles are beaten meaninglessly by all competent members of the bar
INTO JAPANESE
泡を吹いているすべての赤ちゃんは、バーのすべての有能なメンバーによって無意味にbeatられます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
All babies blowing bubbles are beaten meaninglessly by all competent members of the bar
That didn't even make that much sense in English.