YOU SAID:
All are invited, children welcome, no pets please, 29 miles west on Hwy 2
INTO JAPANESE
すべては招待され、子供たちは歓迎され、ペットはいない、Hwy 2の西へ29マイル
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Everything was invited, the children were welcomed, no pets, 29 miles to the west of Hwy 2
INTO JAPANESE
すべてが招待され、子供たちは歓迎され、ペットはいなかった.Hwy 2の西に29マイル
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Everything was invited, the children were welcomed and there were no pets.While 2 west of West 2 29 miles
INTO JAPANESE
すべてが招待され、子供たちは歓迎され、ペットはいなかった。ウエスト2西2 29マイル
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Everything was invited, the children were welcomed and there were no pets. West 2 West 2 29 mi
INTO JAPANESE
すべてが招待され、子供たちは歓迎され、ペットはいなかった。ウエスト2ウエスト2 29 mi
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Everything was invited, the children were welcomed and there were no pets. West 2 West 2 29 mi
That didn't even make that much sense in English.