YOU SAID:
alcohol; cause a good story didn't start with someone eating a salad
INTO JAPANESE
アルコール;誰かがサラダを食べて良い話を始めたわけではない
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Alcohol; someone started eating a salad and starting a good story
INTO JAPANESE
アルコール;誰かがサラダを食べ始め、良い話を始めました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Alcohol; someone started eating salad and started talking good
INTO JAPANESE
アルコール;誰かがサラダを食べ始めて、よく話し始めた
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Alcohol; someone started eating salad and started talking well
INTO JAPANESE
アルコール;誰かがサラダを食べ始め、よく話し始めた
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Alcohol; someone started eating salad and started talking well
That didn't even make that much sense in English.