YOU SAID:
Alas, poor Yorick, I knew him well...
INTO JAPANESE
ああ、貧しい Yorick 彼を知っても.
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Oh, poor Yorick know him well.
INTO JAPANESE
ああ、貧しい Yorick 彼をよく知っています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Oh, poor Yorick know him very well.
INTO JAPANESE
ああ、貧しい Yorick 彼をよく知っています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Oh, poor Yorick know him very well.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.