YOU SAID:
Ain't no parrot on my shoulder and no rings in my ear.
INTO JAPANESE
私の肩にオウムはなく、耳に指輪もない。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
There are no parrots on my shoulders and no rings in my ears.
INTO JAPANESE
私の肩にはオウムがなく、耳には指輪がありません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
There are no parrots on my shoulder sand no ring on my ears.
INTO JAPANESE
私の肩の砂にはオウムが耳に鳴っていません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
There are no parrots in my ears in the sand on my shoulders.
INTO JAPANESE
私の肩の砂の中に耳にオウムはいません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
There are no parrots in my ears in the sand on my shoulders.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.