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ahhhh so one day i figured out that i was going to go to the bathroom, but i was in the middle of nowhere and really had to pee so i went in my mouf lol

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ああ、ある日、私はトイレに行くつもりだとわかったが、私はどこにもいないので、本当におしっこしなければならなかったので、私は私のmoufに行きましたlol

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Oh, one day I knew I was going to the bathroom but I went to my mouf because I wasn't anywhere and really had to pee lol

INTO JAPANESE

ああ、ある日、私はトイレに行くことを知っていましたが、私はどこにもいなくて本当におしっこしなければならなかったので、私は私の部屋に行きました

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Oh, one day I knew I was going to the bathroom, but I went to my room because I was nowhere and really had to pee

INTO JAPANESE

ああ、ある日、私はトイレに行くことを知っていましたが、私はどこにもいなくて本当におしっこしなければならなかったので、私は私の部屋に行きました

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Oh, one day I knew I was going to the bathroom, but I went to my room because I was nowhere and really had to pee