YOU SAID:
Ah haev ah thyk meahty vahghinah!
INTO JAPANESE
ああ、ああ、ああ、ああ、私はvahhhinahを持っています!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Oh, oh, oh, oh, I have vahhhinah!
INTO JAPANESE
ああ、ああ、ああ、ああ、私はvahhhinahを持っている!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Oh, oh, oh, oh, I've got vahhhinah!
INTO JAPANESE
ああ、ああ、ああ、ああ、私はvahhhinahを持っている!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Oh, oh, oh, oh, I've got vahhhinah!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.