YOU SAID:
Age is of no importance unless you’re a cheese.
INTO JAPANESE
あなたがチーズでない限り、年齢は重要ではありません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Age doesn't matter unless you're cheese.
INTO JAPANESE
チーズでない限り、年齢は関係ありません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Age doesn't matter, as long as it's not cheese.
INTO JAPANESE
チーズでない限り、年齢は関係ありません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Age doesn't matter, as long as it's not cheese.
Come on, you can do better than that.