YOU SAID:
Afterlife? If I knew I had to live a whole 'nother life I'd kill myself right now.
INTO JAPANESE
来世?私がまるまる別の人生を生きなければならないことを知っていたら、私は今自分自身を殺すでしょう。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Afterlife? If I knew I had to live a whole different life, I would kill myself now.
INTO JAPANESE
来世?まったく違う人生を送る必要があることを知っていたら、今は自殺するでしょう。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Afterlife? If I knew I needed to live a completely different life, I would commit suicide now.
INTO JAPANESE
来世?まったく違う人生を送る必要があるとわかっていたら、今は自殺するでしょう。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Afterlife? If I knew I needed to live a completely different life, I would commit suicide now.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.