YOU SAID:
addy pooped on my face dear smiley if i had ate it and say sorry to my sister for eating all her earrings
INTO JAPANESE
アディは私の顔にうんちをしました、親愛なるスマイリー私がそれを食べていたら、イヤリングをすべて食べてしまったことを妹に謝りました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Addie pooped on my face dear smiley i apologized to my sister i ate all the earrings if i was eating it
INTO JAPANESE
アディは私の顔にうんちをした親愛なるスマイリー私は妹に謝罪しました私はそれを食べていたなら私はすべてのイヤリングを食べました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Addie pooped on my face dear smiley i apologized to my sister i ate all the earrings if i was eating it
That didn't even make that much sense in English.
