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actually megan, i cant sit anywhere. I have heorroids

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実際にミーガン、私はどこにでも座ってはいけない私はheorroidを持っています

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Actually Megan, I don't sit anywhere I have heorroid

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実はMegan、私はheorroidを持っているどこにも座っていません

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Actually Megan, I am not sitting anywhere with heorroid

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実際Megan、私はheorroidでどこにも座っていません

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Actually Megan, I am not sitting anywhere with heorroid