YOU SAID:
actually Megan I can't sit anywhere, I have hemorrhoids
INTO JAPANESE
実際にメガン私はどこにでも座ることができない、私は痔を持っている
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Actually Megan I can not sit anywhere, I have hemorrhoids
INTO JAPANESE
実際にメガン私はどこにでも座ることができない、私は痔
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Actually megane I can not sit anywhere, I am hemorrhoids
INTO JAPANESE
実際に私はどこにでも座ることができませんmegane、私は痔です
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Actually I can not sit anywhere megane, I am hemorrhoids
INTO JAPANESE
実際に私はどこでもメガネに座ることはできません、私は痔です
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Actually I can not sit on glasses anywhere, I am hemorrhoids
INTO JAPANESE
実際に私はどこでも眼鏡に座ることはできません、私は痔です
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Actually I can not sit on glasses anywhere, I am hemorrhoids
That didn't even make that much sense in English.