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actually i really enjoy eating mangos in summer time but in winter time it just does not feel right. Also, I tested negative on my last exam so i will probably kill one bird and three albino cats tomorrow.
INTO JAPANESE
実は夏はマンゴーを食べるのが大好きですが、冬は気分が悪いです。また、前回の試験で陰性だったので、明日は鳥1羽とアルビノ猫3匹を殺すでしょう。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Actually, I love eating mangoes in the summer, but I feel sick in the winter. Also, since the last test was negative, tomorrow I will kill one bird and three albino cats.
INTO JAPANESE
実は夏はマンゴーを食べるのが好きですが、冬は気分が悪くなります。また、前回の検査で陰性だったので、明日は鳥1匹とアルビノ猫3匹を殺します。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Actually, I like to eat mango in summer, but I feel sick in winter. Also, since the previous test was negative, I will kill one bird and three albino cats tomorrow.
INTO JAPANESE
実は夏はマンゴーが好きですが、冬は気分が悪くなります。また、前回の検査で陰性だったので、明日は鳥1羽とアルビノ猫3匹を殺します。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Actually, I like mango in summer, but I feel sick in winter. Also, since the previous test was negative, I will kill one bird and three albino cats tomorrow.
INTO JAPANESE
実は夏はマンゴーが好きですが、冬は気分が悪くなります。また、前回の検査で陰性だったので、明日は鳥1羽とアルビノ猫3匹を殺します。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Actually, I like mango in summer, but I feel sick in winter. Also, since the previous test was negative, I will kill one bird and three albino cats tomorrow.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.