YOU SAID:
Ach du meine Guete!Du hast ein Vogel!
INTO JAPANESE
ああ、私の良さ、あなたには鳥がいる!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Oh, my goodness, you have birds!
INTO JAPANESE
ああ、私の良さ、あなたには鳥がいる!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Oh, my goodness, you have birds!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.