YOU SAID:
According to google my constipation is caused by a rupture in my intestine and cancer in my face and I will die in 1 minute. Good bye! I won't miss you! :)
INTO JAPANESE
グーグルによると、便秘は腸や胸部の破裂によって起こり、1分で死にます。さようなら!私はあなたを恋しくすることはありません! :)
BACK INTO ENGLISH
According to Google, constipation is caused by bursting of the intestines and chest and dies in one minute. goodbye! I will not miss you! :)
INTO JAPANESE
Googleによると、便秘は腸と胸と胸部の破裂と1分間での死亡によるものです。さようなら!私はあなたを恋しくすることはありません! :)
BACK INTO ENGLISH
According to Google, constipation is due to the rupture of the intestines, chest and chest and deaths in one minute. goodbye! I will not miss you! :)
INTO JAPANESE
Googleによると、便秘は、腸の破裂、胸部と胸部、および死亡によるものです。さようなら!私はあなたを恋しくすることはありません! :)
BACK INTO ENGLISH
According to Google, constipation is due to intestinal rupture, chest and chest, and death. goodbye! I will not miss you! :)
INTO JAPANESE
Googleによると、便秘は腸の破裂、胸と胸、および死に起因する。さようなら!私はあなたを恋しくすることはありません! :)
BACK INTO ENGLISH
According to Google, constipation is due to intestinal rupture, chest and chest, and death. goodbye! I will not miss you! :)
That didn't even make that much sense in English.