YOU SAID:
accidentally texted "i love you" to the wrong person and avoided practically minutes of confrontation by simply starting a new life with them
INTO JAPANESE
誤って間違った人に「愛してる」とテキストメッセージを送り、単に彼らと新しい生活を始めることによって実質的に数分の対立を避けた
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Avoided virtually a few minutes of conflict by accidentally sending a text message "I love you" to the wrong person and simply starting a new life with them
INTO JAPANESE
誤って間違った人に「愛してる」というテキストメッセージを送り、単に彼らと新しい生活を始めることによって、事実上数分の紛争を避けました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Avoided virtually a few minutes of conflict by accidentally sending a text message "I love you" to the wrong person and simply starting a new life with them
That didn't even make that much sense in English.