YOU SAID:
Abcdefg gummi bears are chasing me. One is red, one is blue. One is peeing on my shoe. Now I'm running for my life cuz the blue one has a knife
INTO JAPANESE
アブクデフグミのクマが私を追いかけています。一つは赤、一つは青です。一つは私の靴の上でおしっこです。今、私は私の人生のために走っている cuz青いものはナイフを持っている
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Abukudefugumi bears are chasing me. One is red, one is blue. One is peeing on my shoes. now i have been running for my life cuz blue one has a knife
INTO JAPANESE
阿武徳ふぐみの熊が追いかけてくる。一つは赤、一つは青です。一つは私の靴の上でおしっこです。今私は私の人生のために走っているカズブルー1つはナイフを持っている
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The bear of Abutoku Fugumi chases after him. One is red, one is blue. One is peeing on my shoes. Now I have a Kazblue one knife that I have been running for my life
INTO JAPANESE
アブトク・フグミの熊が彼を追いかける。一つは赤、一つは青です。一つは私の靴の上でおしっこです。今、私は私の人生のために走ってきたカズブルーの1つのナイフを持っています
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The bear of Abtok Fugumi chases him. One is red, one is blue. One is peeing on my shoes. Now I have one knife in Kaz Blue that I have been running for my life
INTO JAPANESE
アブトク・フグミの熊が彼を追いかける。一つは赤、一つは青です。一つは私の靴の上でおしっこです。今、私は私の人生のために走ってきたカズブルーのナイフを1つ持っています
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The bear of Abtok Fugumi chases him. One is red, one is blue. One is peeing on my shoes. Now I have one Kazblue knife that I've been running for my life
INTO JAPANESE
アブトク・フグミの熊が彼を追いかける。一つは赤、一つは青です。一つは私の靴の上でおしっこです。今、私は私の人生のために走ってきた1つのカズブルーナイフを持っています
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The bear of Abtok Fugumi chases him. One is red, one is blue. One is peeing on my shoes. Now I have one Kaz Blue knife that I have been running for my life
INTO JAPANESE
アブトク・フグミの熊が彼を追いかける。一つは赤、一つは青です。一つは私の靴の上でおしっこです。今、私は私の人生のために走ってきた1つのカズブルーナイフを持っています
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The bear of Abtok Fugumi chases him. One is red, one is blue. One is peeing on my shoes. Now I have one Kaz Blue knife that I have been running for my life
That didn't even make that much sense in English.