YOU SAID:
A zombie was about to bite me but my farts smelled too horrible
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ゾンビが私を噛むつもりだったが、私のおならはあまりにも恐ろしいにおいがした
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The zombie was going to bit me, but my fart smelled too terrible
INTO JAPANESE
ゾンビは私を噛んでいたが、私のおならはあまりにもひどい匂いがした
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The zombies were biting me, but my fart smelled so bad
INTO JAPANESE
ゾンビは私を刺されていたが、私のおならはとても悪かった
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The zombies were bitten by me, but my fault was very bad
INTO JAPANESE
ゾンビは私に噛まれていたが、私のせいは非常に悪かった
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Zombies were bitten by me, but my fault was very bad
INTO JAPANESE
ゾンビは私に噛まれましたが、私のせいは非常に悪かったです
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The zombie was bitten by me, but my fault was very bad
INTO JAPANESE
ゾンビは私に噛まれたが、私のせいは非常に悪かった
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Zombies were bitten by me, but my fault was very bad
INTO JAPANESE
ゾンビは私に噛まれましたが、私のせいは非常に悪かったです
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The zombie was bitten by me, but my fault was very bad
INTO JAPANESE
ゾンビは私に噛まれたが、私のせいは非常に悪かった
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