YOU SAID:
a zebra and a donkey crossed the crazy sidewalk..kabloom! the buildings went on fire! they ran and ran
INTO JAPANESE
シマウマとロバが狂った歩道を渡った。カブルーム!建物が燃え上がった!彼らは走って走った
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Zebras and donkeys crossed the crazy sidewalk. The building was set a fire!
INTO JAPANESE
シマウマとロバは狂った歩道を渡った。建物は火をつけた!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Zebras and donkeys crossed the crazy sidewalk. The building caught fire!
INTO JAPANESE
シマウマとロバは狂った歩道を渡った。建物に火がついた!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Zebras and donkeys crossed the crazy sidewalk. The building caught fire!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.