YOU SAID:
a wood chuck would chuck as much wood as a wood chuck could chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood
INTO JAPANESE
木材チャックが木材をチャックできる場合、木材チャックは木材チャックがチャックできる限りの木材をチャックします
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If the wood chuck can chuck wood, the wood chuck will chuck as much wood as the wood chuck can chuck.
INTO JAPANESE
木材チャックが木材をチャックできる場合、木材チャックは木材チャックがチャックできる限りの木材をチャックします。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If the wood chuck can chuck wood, the wood chuck will chuck as much wood as the wood chuck can chuck.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.