YOU SAID:
A turkey walked into a bar and spewed bananas.
INTO JAPANESE
七面鳥はバーに入って、バナナに吐き出した。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Turkey came into the bar, spewed into the banana.
INTO JAPANESE
トルコは、バナナに吐き出した、バーに入って来た。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Turkey came into the bar in banana spat,.
INTO JAPANESE
トルコは、けんか、バナナでバーに入って来た。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Turkey came into the bar in banana fight.
INTO JAPANESE
トルコは、バナナの戦いでバーに入って来た。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Turkey came into the bar in the banana battle.
INTO JAPANESE
トルコは、バナナの戦いでバーに入って来た。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Turkey came into the bar in the banana battle.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.