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A tree fell on my house today but it's okay because I got my wisdom teeth extracted an hour ago and the anesthesia still hasn't worn off but once it's gone I don't know how to speak English.

INTO JAPANESE

今日は家に木が落ちたのですが、1時間前に親知らずを摘出し、麻酔がまだすり減っていないので大丈夫ですが、一度消えたら英語の話し方が分かりません。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

A tree fell on my house today, but I removed my wisdom family an hour ago and the anesthesia hasn't been used down yet, so it's okay, but once I'm gone I don't know how to speak English.

INTO JAPANESE

今日は家に木が落ちたのですが、1時間前に知恵の家族を取り除いて麻酔を使っていないので大丈夫ですが、一度行ってしまったら英語の話し方が分かりません。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

A tree fell on my house today, but I got rid of my wisdom family an hour ago and haven't used anesthesia, so it's okay, but once I'm gone, I don't know how to speak English.

INTO JAPANESE

今日は家に木が落ちたのですが、1時間前に知恵の家族を取り除いて麻酔をしていないので大丈夫ですが、一度行くと英語の話し方が分かりません。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

A tree fell on my house today and it's okay because I got rid of my wisdom family an hour ago and haven't anestheted them, but once I go I don't know how to speak English.

INTO JAPANESE

今日は家に木が落ちて、1時間前に知恵の家族を取り除いて麻酔をしていないので大丈夫ですが、一度行くと英語の話し方が分かりません。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Today a tree fell on the house and I got rid of the wisdom family an hour ago and it's okay because I'm not anesthetly, but once I go I don't know how to speak English.

INTO JAPANESE

今日、木が家の上に落ちて、私は1時間前に知恵の家族を取り除いたし、私は麻酔ではないので大丈夫ですが、一度行くと英語を話す方法がわかりません。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Today, a tree fell on top of the house and I got rid of the wisdom family an hour ago and I'm fine because I'm not an anaesthete, but once I go I don't know how to speak English.

INTO JAPANESE

今日、木が家の上に落ちて、私は1時間前に知恵の家族を取り除いたし、私は麻酔ではないので、私は大丈夫ですが、一度行くと英語を話す方法がわかりません。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Today, a tree fell on top of the house and I got rid of the wisdom family an hour ago and I'm not an anaesthete, so I'm fine, but once I go I don't know how to speak English.

INTO JAPANESE

今日、家の上に木が落ちて、私は1時間前に知恵の家族を取り除き、私は麻酔教ではないので、私は大丈夫ですが、一度行くと英語の話し方がわかりません。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Today, a tree falls on top of the house and I got rid of the family of wisdom an hour ago and I'm not an anaesthetism, so I'm fine, but once I go I don't know how to speak English.

INTO JAPANESE

今日、木が家の上に落ちて、私は1時間前に知恵の家族を取り除き、私は麻酔教ではないので、私は大丈夫ですが、一度行くと英語を話す方法がわかりません。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Today, a tree falls on top of the house and I got rid of the family of wisdom an hour ago and I'm not an anesthesiologist, so I'm fine, but once I go I don't know how to speak English.

INTO JAPANESE

今日、木が家の上に落ちて、私は1時間前に知恵の家族を取り除き、私は麻酔科医ではないので、私は大丈夫ですが、一度行くと英語を話す方法がわかりません。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Today, a tree falls on top of the house and I got rid of the wisdom family an hour ago and I'm not an anesthesiologist, so I'm fine, but once I go I don't know how to speak English.

INTO JAPANESE

今日、木が家の上に落ちて、私は1時間前に知恵の家族を取り除き、私は麻酔科医ではないので、私は大丈夫ですが、一度行くと英語を話す方法がわかりません。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Today, a tree falls on top of the house and I got rid of the wisdom family an hour ago and I'm not an anesthesiologist, so I'm fine, but once I go I don't know how to speak English.