YOU SAID:

A tree fell on my house today but it's okay because I got my wisdom teeth extracted an hour ago and the anesthesia still hasn't worn off but once it's gone I don't now how to drive the tree away.

INTO JAPANESE

今日は家に木が落ちたが、1時間前に親知らずを摘出し、麻酔がまだすり減っていないので大丈夫だが、一度消えたら木を追い払う方法はない。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

A tree fell on my house today, but an hour ago I had my wisdom family removed and the anesthesia hasn't been picked up yet, so it's okay, but once it's gone there's no way to drive the tree away.

INTO JAPANESE

今日は家に木が落ちたのですが、1時間前に知恵の家族を取り除いて麻酔を受けてもらっていないので大丈夫ですが、一度行ってしまったら木を追い払う方法はありません。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

A tree fell on my house today, and it's okay because I didn't get rid of my Family of Wisdom an hour ago and get anestheted, but once I'm gone, there's no way to drive the tree away.

INTO JAPANESE

今日は家に木が落ちて、1時間前に知恵の家族を取り除いて麻酔を受けなかったので大丈夫ですが、私がいなくなったら、木を追い払う方法はありません。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Today the tree fell on the house and I removed the wisdom family an hour ago and didn't get anesthetes, so it's okay, but when I'm gone, there's no way to drive the tree away.

INTO JAPANESE

今日、木が家の上に落ちて、私は1時間前に知恵の家族を取り除き、麻酔を受けなかったので、大丈夫ですが、私がいなくなったら、木を追い払う方法はありません。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Today, a tree fell on top of the house and I removed the family of wisdom an hour ago and didn't get anestheted, so it's okay, but when I'm gone, there's no way to drive the tree away.

INTO JAPANESE

今日、木が家の上に落ちて、私は1時間前に知恵の家族を取り除き、麻酔を受けなかったので、大丈夫ですが、私がいなくなったら、木を追い払う方法はありません。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Today, a tree fell on top of the house and I removed the family of wisdom an hour ago and didn't get anestheted, so it's okay, but when I'm gone, there's no way to drive the tree away.