YOU SAID:
A squirrel once gave me an eviction notice. then he banged my wife and daughter who is a fetus.
INTO JAPANESE
リスがかつて私に立ち退き通知を出しました。それから彼は私の妻と胎児である娘を打ちました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Squirrel evicted to me once and notified me. Then he beat my daughter and my wife and fetus.
INTO JAPANESE
リスは一度私から立ち退き、私に知らせた。それから彼は私の娘と私の妻と胎児を殴打した。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The squirrel evicted from me and informed me. Then he hit my daughter and my wife and fetus.
INTO JAPANESE
リスは私から立ち退き、私に知らせた。それから彼は私の娘と私の妻と胎児を襲った。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The squirrel evicted from me and informed me. Then he hit my daughter and my wife and fetus.
That's deep, man.