YOU SAID:
A spider is on your ear
INTO JAPANESE
蜘蛛が耳についている
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Spiders are in my ears.
INTO JAPANESE
クモは私の耳に入っている。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The spider is in my ear.
INTO JAPANESE
そのクモは私の耳に入っている。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The spider is in my ear.
Come on, you can do better than that.