YOU SAID:
A spider bit my ear last night.
INTO JAPANESE
クモは、最後の夜私の耳を少し。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Spider is a little bit my ear last night.
INTO JAPANESE
クモは少し耳の最後の夜です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Spider is a little ear last night.
INTO JAPANESE
クモは少し耳の最後の夜です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Spider is a little ear last night.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.