YOU SAID:
A snake ate my burrito.
INTO JAPANESE
ヘビを食べた私のブリトー。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The Burrito I ate snake.
INTO JAPANESE
俺は食べるだけだ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I ate.
INTO JAPANESE
俺は食べるだけだ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I ate.
Come on, you can do better than that.