YOU SAID:
A salty Frenchman killed my gnome with a saltine cracker
INTO JAPANESE
塩辛いフランス人が塩味のクラッカーで私のノームを殺しました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Salty Frenchman killed my gnome with salty crackers
INTO JAPANESE
塩味のフランス人は塩味のクラッカーで私のノームを殺しました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Salted French killed my gnome with salted crackers
INTO JAPANESE
塩味のフランス人が塩味のクラッカーで私のノームを殺した
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Salted French killed my gnome with salted crackers
That didn't even make that much sense in English.
