YOU SAID:

A potato flew around my room and stabbed me twice

INTO JAPANESE

ジャガイモ私の部屋の周りを飛んで、2 回刺されてね

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Flying around the potatoes in my room and stabbed twice.

INTO JAPANESE

私の部屋でジャガイモの周り飛んで、2 回刺さ。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Flying around the potatoes in my room, I stab twice.

INTO JAPANESE

私の部屋でジャガイモの周りを飛んで、私は 2 回刺します。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Flying around the potatoes in my room, I stab twice.