YOU SAID:
A potato ate my face off
INTO JAPANESE
じゃがいもが私の顔を食べた
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Potato ate my face
INTO JAPANESE
じゃがいもが顔を食べた
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Potato ate face
INTO JAPANESE
ジャガイモは顔を食べました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Potato ate face
That's deep, man.