YOU SAID:

A poor whine and i'm sleeping on the couch tonight

INTO JAPANESE

かわいそうな泣き声で、今夜はソファで寝ています

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Poor crying, I'm sleeping on the couch tonight

INTO JAPANESE

かわいそうに泣いてる 今夜はソファで寝てる

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I'm crying poorly I'm sleeping on the sofa tonight

INTO JAPANESE

かわいそうに泣いてる今夜はソファーで寝てる

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I'm crying poorly I'm sleeping on the sofa tonight